Baby name trend expert Nameberry* and the efficient record-keeping, lovable government office the U.S. Census* have released a rare preview of the top baby girl names for 2015.
Names based on nouns, adjectives, or poorly crafted adverbs:
1. Birmingham
2. Talbot
3. Roget
4. Coriander
5. Story
6. Peril
7. Bevel
8. South
9. Wildly
10. Sable
Male names soon to be appropriated for baby girls:
1. Cooper
2. Alvin
3. Commodore
4. Scott
5. Trevor
6. Lloyd
7. David
8. Carl
9. George
10. Frank
* Nameberry and the U.S. Census did not release these names. Purely a joke.