Least Desired Genetic Markers To Test Positive for on 23andMe

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  • Asparagus Odor Detection
  • Back Hair
  • Bald Spot
  • Bitter Taste Perception
  • Male Hair Loss
  • Unibrow
  • Widow’s Peak

 

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Top 10 Baby Girl Names for 2017: Presidential Edition

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10. McKinley

9. Madison

8. Taylor

7. Tyler

6. Kennedy

5. Carter

4. Grant

3. Reagan

2. Nixon

1.  Mar-A-Lago

 

Trump Campaign Pre-Approved Alternatives to “Locker Room Banter”

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Green Room gab

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Casino jabber

Helicopter prattle

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2015 Top Baby Names (Girls)

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Baby name trend expert Nameberry* and the efficient record-keeping, lovable government office the U.S. Census* have released a rare preview of the top baby girl names for 2015.

Names based on nouns, adjectives, or poorly crafted adverbs:

1. Birmingham

2. Talbot

3. Roget

4. Coriander

5. Story

6. Peril

7. Bevel

8. South

9. Wildly

10. Sable

 

Male names soon to be appropriated for baby girls:

1. Cooper

2. Alvin

3. Commodore

4. Scott

5. Trevor

6. Lloyd

7. David

8. Carl

9. George

10. Frank

* Nameberry and the U.S. Census did not release these names. Purely a joke.