The New Warrior will get a bachelor’s degree.
The New Warrior will get a manicure only on days he interviews.
The New Warrior will aim for a high-end outside sales position in a major metropolitan city.
The New Warrior will represent a product, service, or basket of products and services for a 300-square mile territory.
The New Warrior may have two phones: one for work, one for personal use.
The New Warrior will not wear a Bluetooth device.
The New Warrior will wear fitted business clothes.
The New Warrior will get his hair cut approximately every 35 days by Tina at Rocco’s.
The New Warrior will join multiple loyalty reward programs but consider himself a “points whore” for a minimum of two corporations, one airline, one hotel.
The New Warrior will consider the world small based on the number of friends he has.
The New Warrior will video record his marriage proposal and post it to his social media page.
The New Warrior will arrange to have doves released at his wedding.
The New Warrior must father three children and one must be male.
The New Warrior will instruct his son to trade securities as early as seven years of age.
The New Warrior will get a Masters of Business Administration degree.
The New Warrior will meet a mistress at one of three venues: on the road, at a conference, in his neighborhood.
The New Warrior will divorce his “practice wife” and share custody of their offspring.
The New Warrior will have a series of consorts for a minimum of four years.
The New Warrior will remarry.
The New Warrior will start a new family.
The New Warrior will reach peak earning years still yearning to be someone.
The New Warrior will accept a high-level executive position at the corporate office.
The New Warrior will continue to go into battle until his dying day.
The New Warrior will prepare so fervently everyday for war that he will not have time to miss his families.
The Warrior must be remembered in a celebration of life, his body cast out to sea, a flaming arrow shot by his son—the New Warrior—to ignite the pyre, while the Warrior’s daughters and wives mourn and some rejoice.