While Oprah Winfrey’s speech at the 2018 Golden Globe Awards unwittingly cast her as a potential 2020 presidential candidate, she quickly responded to InStyle magazine by saying, “I don’t have the DNA for it.” So what have the leaders in home genetic testing done? Begun a frenzied search for presidential DNA. Geneticists at companies like […]
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When your wife becomes a mother, She will not rest until the decorations are up Or taken down, for that matter. Before all this, Holidays weren’t celebrations The way they are now. Before, she only photographed Things like shadows of ducks on ponds, And rhododendrons, and the dog in a necktie. A lot, you once
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Or, When Your Dreams Tell You You Everything Before I met the Wise One, I joined a group of anglers in the night at an old pier, the concrete docks withered by the elements. That night, though winter, felt like any ocean side night: damp, thick, and invigorating. The four of us cast our reels
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10. McKinley 9. Madison 8. Taylor 7. Tyler 6. Kennedy 5. Carter 4. Grant 3. Reagan 2. Nixon 1. Mar-A-Lago
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Informants Spokespersons Consultants Insiders Pundits Chairpersons Investors Experts Chiefs of Staff Middle and/or Senior management Presumptive press secretaries Whistle blowers Assistants Heads of security Deputies Aides Lieutenants Handlers Stylists Gadflies Roommates Estheticians Mavens Escorts Drivers Ghosts Writers Ghost writers Surrogates (sex or otherwise) Professional cuddlers Aunt Kathi
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20. Prophet 19. Farcy 18. Eyesys 17. Cray 16. Kobalt 15. Siry 14. Janeiro 13. Onovan 12. Moji 11. Tag 10. Bernie 9. Trending 8. Pluto 7. Tombrady 6. Sheeran 5. Bey 4. Jenner 3. Pat 2. X-Pro II 1. One
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Do your push ups in the sun, little one. Still spastic, plastic, After all these millennia. We rule the school now! Yet, We’re as big as we’ll ever be. You still have a chance, to dance To pulverize our little bones In your jaws of life.
Dear Taco Bell, There are few places a part-time vegetarian of Hispanic origin can get Mexican-type food quickly. McDonald’s rolled out a chicken wrap in a tortilla, but that, of course, contained meat. Burger King, Wendy’s, and Arby’s? Not a single item that appeals to the brown in me. Now, Carl’s Jr I have to
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